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“If miracles won’t happen”/”If there’s no miracles” is a common Finnish phrase for “very likely”/”if there’s no any surprising obstructions”.
-Kennel

In Finnish, the term for “sound reinforcement” is “äänentoisto” which literally means “repeating a sound”.
-Nenonen
Sissi = The pet name of Empress Elisabeth of Austria (actually Sisi but the films etc. use Sissi)
Sissi = Guerrilla in Finnish
Sissijuusto = “Guerrilla Cheese” = a cheese substitute for guerrilla squads who tend to have very limited resources = smegma
-Kennel
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“read mangas” = lukevat mangoja, because in plural partitive the -a suffix is replaced with -oja. And I think you know where it goes from there…
-Nenonen